404 Error - Page Not Found

It's been one of those days.

I can't find anything, I'm fat finggerring the keyboard, I knocked my coffee over on a very important document, the copy machine is streaking everything, I can't get a dial tone on the fax machine, my keeeyboard is sticking, the light in my cube burned out, then my pen ran out of ink, my wife called and her car won't start, the battery in my cell phone died in the middle of a very important call, I'm fifteen minutes late for a meeting that I am supposed to be leading for a large client, my word document that I had spent two hours on just disappeared, the phone is ringing on two different lines, and now my monitor is flickering and there is someone standing in my cube that wants my attention. I stood up to talk to them and stepped in my trash can which is now stuck on my boot. My mouse only works if I bang it on the desk every two minutes, the school is calling me to come and get one of my grand kids who is sick and they can't find anyone else and that reminds me that my wife is still waiting on me, the tech support team is blasting me with emails about a job that I wrote four years ago that has worked perfectly until today, of course, and now it is suddenly using ALL the CPU cycles on the server and they want to know why, NOW! My mechanical pencil just ran out of lead, I accidentally unplugged my headphones while the volume was all the way up and Joe Satriani was really cooking on "Why" on The Extremist album, I dropped my pencil under my desk and banged my head hard enough on the way up to make me see stars, I hung my shirt on a sharp edge on my desk and ripped it down one side.

And now here you are wanting to know where the web page that you are looking for went.

I don't know.

If you will send me an email and tell me the name of the page you were looking for, I will get to it just as soon as I can. Use the contact link at the bottom of the page on the left hand side. I will even email you back and let you know about the page just as soon as the fire department gets here to put out the fire that started when I was jiggling the monitor plug and my computer sparked and started smok

Cannot find server or DNS (Desperate Newbie Sucker) Error 404

Thanks to all those people from whom most of the content and coding on this page was shamelessly "borrowed".